Welcome to my attempt to keep myself sane by going insane. This is a celebration of the simple pleasures in life, my way of keeping myself lighthearted. Too often we let life become a whole wheat bagel; boring and sensible. It's time we put the blueberries back in. Let us raise our cream cheese in a toast. Here's to blueberry bagels.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Oceans of Peril (aka "It's too late for me to be allowed on the internet")
i can't see shit, either. just a titled blog post without any content. but you know? i did that one night. i took an ambien and tinkered on the computer and watched television while waiting for the drug to kick in. and the next morning, i woke up, checked my blog and there was a titled post with no content. i'd logged in, clicked new post, typed in the subject line and clicked publish. and had no recollection of doing this the next day. are you sure that didn't happen here?
what i came to tell you was that you can amass more than fifteen entries in the giveaway i've got going on. each day, you're allowed to earn five more by leaving a comment on a different post. my favorites are here: http://www.smartassdirect.com/p/the-greatest.html
and my characters (the four couples i'm writing about in a trilogy i've been working on FOREVER), they're here: http://www.smartassdirect.com/p/the-gang.html
WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING BUUURHUUURHUUUR!
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T SEE SHIT YO
ReplyDeleteI'M TRYING MY HARDEST! The internet is being a communist.
ReplyDeletei can't see shit, either. just a titled blog post without any content. but you know? i did that one night. i took an ambien and tinkered on the computer and watched television while waiting for the drug to kick in. and the next morning, i woke up, checked my blog and there was a titled post with no content. i'd logged in, clicked new post, typed in the subject line and clicked publish. and had no recollection of doing this the next day. are you sure that didn't happen here?
ReplyDeletewhat i came to tell you was that you can amass more than fifteen entries in the giveaway i've got going on. each day, you're allowed to earn five more by leaving a comment on a different post. my favorites are here: http://www.smartassdirect.com/p/the-greatest.html
and my characters (the four couples i'm writing about in a trilogy i've been working on FOREVER), they're here: http://www.smartassdirect.com/p/the-gang.html